January 2010
“your mama is so fat, her patronus is a cake.”
“Silence is the virtue of fools.”
– Sir Francis Bacon.
an average day
today, jess decided to write “i love gays, they are a massive turn on for me <3” and “i eat paedos cause they are just so damn tasty” on the back of my organiser, and when i got in trouble in science, the teacher saw it, and the look on her face was like *wtf wtf wtf*. it was actually quite funny. :)
i also spoke to aden again. one month ‘till our birthday. -me,...
wedding bells
Today i married Sabrina.
I feel so bad about cheating on Ville. :’(
a day in the life of a five pound note.
Today was good.
On the phone to Aden for like four hours, from one ‘till five this morning. :) I fucking love our conversations.
A to the D to the E to the N. ;)
love is in the air.
Hannah: OMG LAUREN CHANGES HER ACCENT TO MAKE MY NAME RHYME WITH BANANA. I FEEL SO PRIVELIGED. I LOVE YOU LAUREN.
general ramblings.
not quite sure what to make of today. it was… eventful. yes, that’s the word. eventful… actually, on second thoughts, today made me really happy. i actually had a good day for once. :)
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“Why is that man there if he isn’t gonna talk?”
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good times.
Good day. :)
Martin Luther King feast day.
Water with a hint of orange and a rip off of milkyway. ;)
IMMA EAT SOME SOUPEEE.
Introduced jess to po pi po.
Fucking amazing. :D
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lee ftw
Today was okaay. Not very eventful. Trumpet lesson was cancelled. Lee decided to write “Lee is awesome :3” on my hand in maths, because that’s all we do in maths. :)
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Jim was a frog who was always bullied at school because he had no hair. they used to call him Mr. sheen. he cried and cried. he was an orphan whose foster parents were moose. When he got home, he was greeted by his foster-brother, fred. he asked Jim what was wrong, and when he told him, he decided to shave off some of his fur and make it into a wig for Jim. he was the happiest frog in the world.
“There’s less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.”
– Mikey Way
hannah
Slept at Hannah’s yesterday, came home at half two, and went to Sabrina’s at three. It’s beggining to look as though i hate my family….